Ok, i realize i might have been a bit hazy on the details, here i go :

Op’s post was titled “messy omelette” and seeing you in the comment section reminded me of the way you talk about your sploodge fondly. So, because last time i told you that it was worth posting your sploodge on the fedi, i commented that sploodge could indeed look quite good. Comment to which you answered that what you used to cook with these homies of yours was way “sploodgier” (if that even qualifies as a made up word) which i took as an indication that you felt your food didn’t look as good as op’s. I then failed to convey that i wished you good luck in your “unsploodgification” (yeah, definitely doesn’t qualify as a word now -_-) process.

Sry for wall of text

Ah… Well, you still have a little bit to go then, but you’ll get there (hopefully)

See johny ! Sploodge (no offence to op, it looks tasty) can look good

Yeah, mb it was suposed to mean super but aparently the original info was bullshit and the it’s a me is official

:D

As in other replies, you want a really hot pan and some fat in there. Steam might be an issue so you could go with flipping the egge to set the top or simply lowering the heat once the bottom is golden brown

How did it go ?

Well, til

I heard from qomwhere that it’s not it’s a me but itsumi, the japanese word for hero but this might be bs

Oh, mb then, TMYK

Dunno if i’ve been whooshed or if you have a poor understanding of geometry, but have a good day either way.

I second this, if you design your solar panels well, not only do you get to outpu a lot of electricity, yiu actually increase your crop/cattle etc yield

I guess it worked alright here because the pasta managed to suck up all the sauce

Ik, i was talking about it with you yesterday XD i’ll give it a try, didn’t have any on hand at the time :P

Neat !

Suit yourself ^_ recipe is somewhere down here if you want to try it

It’s juste so comforting :)

Start by chopping some garlic, chalots/onions and ginger finely. Make bite size chunks of chicken

Get some oil (or gee would work i think) heating up in a pan (you can get away with a mediocre quality copper pan)

Get your chicken bits golden brown in the pan on high heat (you want to keep the chicken juicy) before lowering the heat a bit and adding your garlic, onions etc

At this point you can start cooking your washed rice

Wait for your aromatics to get fragrant/somewhat caramelized

Add salt and curry

After just a little bit, add your coconut milk (with fat and all)

You can add yogurt if you feel lilke going extra creamy

(Assuming you got jarred red beans and not dry which will also work but need to be cooked longer with the rice) Strain a bit of aqua faba into your pan with all your sauce and dump your red beans in your rice

Add some lemon/lime juice to your sauce (might also work in the rice) to cut the richness (if you want more of the taste of lemon and less of the sharpness, you can cook it a bit longer)

Serve and enjoy :)

Improvements :

find something with a bit of bite to add to the dish, it’s good but the texture is maybe a bit too uniform…

Add some greens, fresh cilantro or spinach ?

Oh my ! Divisive post indeed XD At least you got some engagement out of those.

Oat tacos look fun ! Wonder if it would fit as breakfast (oat taco filled with yogurt, bananas sirup of some kind, some nuts…

you totally missed my post

Yeah… I’m kind of new ;)