Verdana all the things!

I wonder what this means for the $100 GTA6 rumors. Nintendo seems to be getting away with the $80 price but MS and EA both backing down is a good sign.

The headquarters was coming right for him!

Well shit, if that’s all it takes, I’ve unexpectedly entered the space race while waterskiing a time or two.

I exited the space race very shortly thereafter.

So is there a dryer that already has this or something similar built in, so I don’t have to mod it?

Fuck everything, we’re doing 20 blades.

I found young Waldo.

It was by far the most exciting thing that happened to me all day, if that counts for anything.

It was quite the feeling! I had to go show my wife how awesome it was. I don’t think she appreciated it as much as I did.

Has that always been the case, or did they just start going downhill somewhat recently? I feel like I remember Seagate being the higher end drives back in the day, the next step up from WD. Definitely doesn’t seem to be the case anymore.

Fozz? As in Fozzie Bear? Yeah, I could appreciate him, I guess. Wocka wocka!

What in the hell is going on with this article? Did the author get paid by the bold or something?

Teleportation also makes flying unnecessary.

Floating may still be a good idea if he teleports into the air and doesn’t want to immediately come crashing down.

He could just continuously teleport himself to his target location to effectively float, but teleportation probably uses more resources than floating, so maybe it’s an efficiency thing.

Ea-nasir is behind this, I just know it!

Dad-a-chick?

I kinda feel like this might actually be the opposite of that. Like, why you so worried about shaking the gay dude’s hand, ya weirdo? Every other hand you’ve ever shaken has touched a dick too.

#5 is not a fact about George Washington Carver.

What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

Aww, that’s sweet, Bezos is paying these personally, right?

Right??

You lie!