Thirded. Fork is great.

If she weighs the same as a duck… She’s made of wood… And therefore…

OOBE will be a page that is very specifically crafted to make it sound as absolutely necessary, useful, and important as possible, in gushing flowery language, with a big giant Yes button and a tiny little No button in the bottom corner backed by five levels of “are you sure?” prompts.

Which is why I said “other diseases.” Chickenpox and monkey pox may be related, but they are not smallpox. Unless there’s an accident (or an “accident”) at one of the four labs with smallpox samples, or some idiot finds and licks the wrong civil war envelope, it’s gone.

I’m not arguing your other points, nor that antivax idiots aren’t causing problems. But smallpox specifically is not on the rise.

Smallpox is definitely not rising again. It was eradicated. That’s why that chart ends at 0.

Are there other diseases on the rise because of antivax idiots? Certainly. But smallpox ain’t one of them.

So, like, I understand the binary one, I see what you did there and all. But a system where ☝️ means “2” is just wrong.

Also, what number is the shocker?