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I remember when a senior developer where i worked was tired of connecting to the servers to check its configuration, so they added a public facing rest endpoint that just dumped the entire active config, including credentials and secrets

That was a smaller slip-up than exposing a database like that (he just forgot that the config contained secrets) but still funny that it happened

Rust isn’t memory safe because you can invoke another program that isn’t memory safe?

Never tried it myself, but doesn’t android come with a built-in kiosk mode? I seem to recall seeing something about that a while back

I remember trying to create websites with some fancy features that would work on all the major browsers. Every time i looked up some browser functionality it would basically say “supported by all major browsers except IE”, like every goddamn time

IE was waaay behind in functionality, but yeah it wasn’t particularly slow from what i can recall

I don’t have any yellow cubes left, can i use yellow triangles instead?

Doge claimed to have saved 160 billion, so i’m guessing their salary was 160 billion divided on however many people were on the team.

No wait, 159 billion to elon and the last billion split over the rest

Imagine spending 7 weeks forging that intricate thing (pulling that number straight out of the ether), only for the cannon operator to aim a bit off and completely waste the shot

free tomatoes

That’s my favourite kind of tomato as well!

Title was too long to read, but i noticed it contained the word “AI”
please take all my life savings

You did technically have some fruit there though