The rope attached to the anchor chain is called the “warp”. Hence warping.

Don’t put your finger in that part of the dog.

I’m really appreciating your use of &c.

Are you in the nineteenth century by any chance?

Yet.

As IPv4 blocks get scarcer and ISP’s get more customers, they’ll all eventually have to move to IPv4 CGNAT.

And that’s completely fine for most people.

If you’re not one of those people, then IPv6 is your saviour.

Technically we’re assuming Gabe is mortal, yes.

This isn’t a what if, it’s a what when.

Nah, just a giant compiled binary blob. That’s what all the cool hackers do these days.

Five cats in a trenchcoat with a severed hand.

Check.

They think…

Unfortunately not critically thinking.

Whomever wrote that has no idea what unbiased, uncensored,and impartial mean.

Marketing has to be one of the most fungible business activities there are. That any business maintains its own marketing department (you’d still need someone to be the marketing director) is a waste of resources.

“Here’s $1m, put my products in front of 200,000 of the best market segment. Oh here’s some art to use.”

…by someone who didn’t really deeply understand the HTTP specification, or at least couldn’t really articulate why they needed a new tool that used less…

Thousand yard stare at SOAP

Yo dawg, I heard you like XML over HTTP so I put XML in HTTP in your XML over HTTP.

So many technologies doing crap that plain old HTTP already does:

• name a resource: URL
• discover verbs for a resource: OPTIONS
• execute a verb: the actual request
• define a response type: Headers

Bold of you assume that any workplace where technologies are dictated by management has any kind of testing that matters.

Why are you testing that again? You tested that yesterday!

Submits resignation

Genuine People Personalities? Sounds ghastly.

It is.

Had a similar incident with my son’s hand-me-down laptop. It just sits on a desk with a monitor and what-not plugged into it. It’s now a wide flat desktop.

Seems like they’ve “over hired” in marketing.

Obviously not enough good guys with guns.

… And how many of our generation(s) will double down and rail against “woke nonsense”.

Corrupted.

Works both ways too.

As in power corrupts as does cancer.

“fucked”.