Planned obsolescence. I had the same thing happen.

There’s a safety sensor that tells the unit whether it’s okay to stay lit. The sensor is designed to be the first thing to go bad, as protection against worse things that could happen.

But the sensor is now integrated into the entire burner unit. It may not be possible to replace only the sensor.

If your unit had a five-year warranty, it’s time to shop for a new one. It’ll cost more to fix than to replace, unless you’re comfortable dismantling the burner yourself.

If your unit had a longer warranty, get it serviced now before the warranty expires.

I don’t see any fire

I’ll be right over

I believe this does give us the answer though

Hell, you could just put both things in a blender and make a smoothie.

Best: Great Northern.

Worst: Mexican Jumping. Wow do those taste terrible.

It’s almost as if taking steps that actively cause harm result in harm.

As I looked at your photo, I thought to myself, “that would look even better with a glaze.”

That’s because it is your kitchen. 🥸

A troll who lives under the floorboards and emerges to yell at anyone who gets too close to the edge.

Be sure to feed him a steady stream of goats. You don’t want a dead troll under your floor.

A crêpesadilla

“Oiled-up Valerie” is a great band name.

Speaking as someone who hates the broccoli florets:

It’s because the stems are so much better.

But I may be biased.

The easiest way to be sure might be to check it yourself.

If Linux is already installed on these machines, run Hardinfo2. It will tell you specifically how many lanes each slot has. It should also report back on lots of hardware capabilities.

If drives are installed, you can benchmark them yourself.

Yes but how can you be sure it’s wrong? Have you, for example, gone outside?

I bought my first SSD in 2009. It was my system drive for around 10 years.

When I retired it as my system drive, it still had 90% remaining of its service life.

You don’t need to worry about saving write cycles.

I have a prompt designer? Man, I should fire that asshole. Look at the shit he makes me write.

We do!

Are we nobody?

Excuse me

A BCT

Not a BLT

Mmm, creamy sausage.

May have slightly misread.