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Cake day: June 13th, 2023

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  • He was involved in…

    … Sabotaging peace talks that extended the Vietnam War by years. (This was literally treason and he knew it.) He did this to help Nixon win election.

    … Carpet-bombing Cambodia (who weren’t even involved) which gave rise to the Khmer Rouge (who killed a fucking lot of people).

    … Using the Kurds as part of a proxy war and throwing them under the bus the instant he didn’t need them any more (leaving them vulnerable to another genocide).

    … Fucking Watergate. As in, he was in that shit deeper than Nixon himself and got off basically clean.

    … Training and equipping the Mujahideen (as part of yet another proxy war with Russia) back when we liked Afghanistan (because they hated Russia too). They later became the Taliban. Lots of people say Bush did 9/11, and, while he isn’t blameless, in a very real way Nixon and Kissinger did 9/11.

    … Botching a kidnapping attempt (that was itself an attempt to prevent a progressive candidate from being elected in Chile) which ended up getting a famous general assassinated instead.

    That’s just what I remember off the top of my head.

    It goes deeper.

    Maybe as deep as his ass is in hell now.











  • If I could choose anything for a starter, I would want a Zorua. They’re just… so cute. And they can pose as humans for extra shenanigans.

    The rest of my team… Steenee and Kirlia are smol and adorable. Steenee photosynthesize, but something tells me Kirlia have that “tiny girl who eats like a Dragonball character” thing going on. Might be expensive. Not sure. Still cute.

    If I were to pick one to be my mount/travel companion, it would be a Skarmory. I mean, who wouldn’t want a chrome chocobo? Now I’m probably pushing the limits of what I could afford to feed, though.

    Two spots left on the team?

    Sprigatito, because holy crap are they cute. And I have four cats already so I know feeding them isn’t a problem. (Weed Cat is the reason I broke my lifelong pattern of always choosing Fire-type starters.)

    and…

    Growlithe. Because I’ve wanted one since I was a kid and in a world of cute things fire puppy is still the cutest. Just gotta get him to stop bullying Sprigatito and Skarmory.