I’ve got both the plastic and metal versions. Best mechanical pencil, ever. I’ll never go back to Pentel.

It would be #1 on a list of his most confusing comics, for sure.

I assure you that ICE doesn’t consider that a drawback.

It’s three jobs on a slow day.

Hush, child, the grownups are talking.

The first task is just a matter of time. The second is essentially complete as far as many people are concerned.

He’s a convicted rapist who figures prominently in the Epstein Files. This is nothing in comparison.

Disney: Every one of our animated films requires a half-hearted live-action remake.

Everyone else: No.

Sounds like something the Antichrist would say.

Liquid Aminos.

Adds umami to just about everything.

We all wish we had a famous deceased father we could profit from, but at least some of us would hesitate calling it “tasteful”. Try “horrifying and cynical cash grab”, it’s much more fitting.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Racists go brrrrrr

You never sleep on new, unwashed bedsheets. I thought everyone knew that.

“Let’s dump it in the ocean. No one will ever know.”

Unexpectedly expected.

I’d be interested at seeing what cooking chicken at 600C would do, but my oven goes less than halfway.

I hate to say it, but this is Gay.

How 2026.

Thank you.

Nothing says white privilege like tax breaks for racist losers.