Will do!

Maggi seasoning:

The flavor is a little bit like soy sauce, but it has ‘umami’ taste too.

It’s pretty unique, but fucking delicious in things like banh mi sandwiches or stir fry.

A tiny little bit goes a long way - don’t overdo it!

Idiots with guns kill people by accident.

‘Accidents only happen because somebody did something on purpose.’

Oh come on, show me a single elementary school classroom in the US that doesn’t have this…

…I’d ask if the floor is okay, but it’s the Oval Office: we already know it’s fucked.

/shrug

Oh well.

“Republicans accidentally free some titties.”

I’m all for it. Let’s have discovery, let’s shine a light on this stupidity.

Well… here ya go.

Pretty sure that’s just feces - don’t let the color fool you.

Life’s too short to spend on grinds that aren’t fun. Cheat in a 1-shot-kill gun, and it becomes a good Star Wars movie.

assorted Pokemon trading cards worth more than $30,000 in total

That’s like, a single shiny Charizard according according to some kid I went to elementary school with like 3 decades ago…

I’m investing in to the 410g retirement plan, personally.

That accounts for a good chunk of the blocks as well.

This is one of those one-bite-at-a-time projects - just hit a few on each visit, it adds up.

I hardly ever block individual posters, but communities, I’ve blocked 936 of them at the time of making this post. Sports, porn, anime, or furry shit are all block on sight. Plus a handful of randoms that I’m just not interested in.

I’ve finally got All where it’s pleasant to browse. Takes some doing, but worth the effort if you want to customize your feed reductively vs actively seeking out and subscribing to communities.

OC, baby!

…but feel free to steal it / change it / use it as a copypasta, idgaf

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If I ever happen upon one of these, it’s at the very least getting a swastika stamped into the forehead.

…it’s always the OR. And I don’t understand how, cuz in the OR there’s always a full team of people working in tandem, so opportunities to just disappear without being noticed while fucking a coworker or patient are pretty much nonexistent.

Actually maybe that’s why it’s always the OR lol: folks fucking each other in other units just aren’t getting caught.

That or we’re just the Florida of the hospital. /shrug.

It really was an odd choice.