Wrong leveeerrrrrrr

Oh, wait, that’s Kronk

As a locksmith, I approve

This is the type of pedantry that annoys me and yet I admire. Bravo, good fellow, I salute you

PBF, SMBC, xkcd.

Probably the best webcomics out there for my generation

Don’t get me wrong, Penny Arcade has staying power, Hark A Vagrant was bloody amazing, Starslip Crisis was epic, and Order of the Stick is near and dear to my heart. But for consistent cleverness and comedy the alphabet soup comics are the best

Every time I see this comic I just stand in awe of its cleverness. It has everything I love in humor.

Word play
Double entendre
Ball jokes

Peak comedy right here

that it has “lost” a very, very expensive jet

As opposed to the inexpensive ones they normally use

I’m on sync and my formatting had to be

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Dunno if it’s an app thing or an instance thing

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who sold crabs from out of a bucket
He made seven pence
and took home the scents
He thought he’d become Warren Buffett

NGL I almost deleted it this morning, glad it made you giggle

TW: crude and insensitive joke (hopefully the spoiler tag works lol)

ETA: lemme know if you need this taken down. Sometimes the intrusive thoughts win

!It’s funny, blahaj.zone is full of pussies, and .ml is full of cunts, and yet there’s no dedicated space for women!<

It is, I shit you not, allowing him to wear regular clothes instead of jail clothes while he’s in court.

The complaint itself comes from the prosecutor’s office as part of a response to the defense accusing the prosecution of not providing all requested information related to the case. Essentially “No we didn’t and also he has love notes written on the cardboard of his court socks packaging, that’s not allowed!”

I don’t know about NYC restrictions, but i think the only thing that gets implemented in NYC first and then at a national level is police corruption and a complete lack of accountability for abuse of power

I’m waiting for some smooth brained libertarian to come in and say “tHeY’rE MaKiNg cAnDLeS iLLeGaL” or some dumb shit

Well I’m a Luddite so I’m probably exposing myself to miners or something

Well now I’ll like Jellyfin even harder

fuck Emby with a branding iron

I installed Plex before learning I’d have to pay for any of the functionality I was looking for. Installed Jellyfin and used the Plex folders lol

I’ve got a Samsung TV and am nearly a complete Luddite (in the colloquial sense).

I managed to install the Jellyfin app on my TV just by following the step by step instructions on a website