Damn. I want one

You want them surrounded by family? I think it should be more uncomfortable than that.

Yeah that tracks

Bro Johnny Test does not fit this category.

No I’m pretty sure it’s literal

Wormholes

Well great. Now I got to go drink my own piss to make up for this transgression.

Y’know, sometimes I wish I’d never done acid and hallucinated the rulebook.

Oh yeah, lol

Shit happens when your crankin out half-ass correlations while waiting for the workday to end.

Whoopsie

NOT NOW

I WAS SO CLOSE

Well, y’know, housing crisis and all

Consult the chart:

I’ll fire up the ole Woodwick, then :-D

I only barely get the reference, unfortunately, and cannot truly appreciate this comment.

Big if true (and near)

Do I have to delete the post now?

You just caused one! Two, if you count this.

Unfortunately not.

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Damnit! Kentucky sucks. We just got fiber last year :-[