Real estate is the new campaign contribution.

The reason I just overwrote the Windows partition, instead of futzing with fixing dual boot was GDID. MSFTs global ID that tracks, literally, everything you do.

Edible gold is a food additive (code E 175) but you don’t want to inject it. Holy crap.

konnichiwa infidels! We rain death on you with a side of wasabi!

Even if the numbers are a little off, that’s a wonderful sight. Those of us using Linux for decades it feels like the early days of the internet when AOL users came flooding in.

Modern problems, meet modern solutions.

Most spiders just hang out in a web. But jumping spiders…it seems like there’s something going on in there. Like they’re figuring something out.

Dementia Man doesn’t know what day it is. So who is asking for the names of all our intelligence assets and why?

What could possibly go wrong with this technology? Especially if it was under the control of AI. Nah, nothing to see here. Move along.

F’ing bumpkins.

Well, that’s just embarrassing. And Rogan stands there grinning like a monkey. The world thinks we’re stupid…because we are.