This

I’m but a lowly fidgeter but this is very similar to the age-old IT guy paradox:

Shit’s borked! What do we even pay you for???
or
Everything is working perfectly! What do we even pay you for???

I don’t usually give much thought to these lists but Minecraft deserves it’s place, undoubtedly.

Oooohhhhhhh.
I was wondering where this comes from:
Agatha All Along by Bear Ghost (YT)

What is “Fediverse moderation”?

this has already happened multiple times. they get found out fairly quickly and defederated by pretty much everyone.

yes but 99% of users give free access to everything.

I don’t get it.

You couldn’t project any harder if you were a fucking Epson.
“They” don’t make me believe shit.

Congrats on ditching your car. If people who didn’t give a shit about cars weren’t forced to drive we wouldn’t be in this mess.

Ride a bike.

I’m not sure how me driving to work with an automatic vs manual transmission affects that but okay buddy

Nothing wrong with derpy.

Jesus Christ. Breathe.

Don’t drive if you don’t want to. There are other means of transport.

I made the mistake of buying an automatic once and i still regret it to this day because I’m still stuck with it.
Manuals only for me since then

I don’t give a shit that autos are faster, i don’t give a shit if they’re more efficient. Manuals are simply more satisfying and enjoyable—and that’s what driving is about.

Removed by mod

You’re obviously a robot.

it’s actually me. I specifically excluded it for the lols. git rekd

we should punish techncompanies for ruining the Internet with AI.

as is tradition