A real man only lives his life 9 hours at a time 😎

If this is a cry for help please don’t respond.

‘The cost of wealth’

“WEAR YOUR ***SOCK WITH PRIDE FOR ONLY 1.7 DAYS WORTH OF PAY”

-Created with Epstein in mind-

Broccoli is the devil.

Yo dawg I herd you like heart failure with your meals so we put some de-motivation in your snausage and we put some hi-cal butter in your pots and some Immodium in your kraut.