Just play Zork all day until you get fired. They’ll think you’re coding!

Real programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.

Every screen is watching you jack off to demon futa porn in this day and age. Well, at least they watch me watch that. They don’t eveb need cameras; they can see through the pixels, dude.

Why don’t you just get a realistic water pistol, paint it black and interrogate him directly? Put a chunk of depleted uranium in the end of the barrel so you can pistol whip him and it will be realistic and he will shit pants, which you can turn into dirt in the crafting screen.

I have an apartment and it is dumb

I read It and it wasn’t as good as it was on mushrooms seeing It on screen. I mostly enjoyed the habdjob I got in my popgorn bucket from my cousin. She’s married now and works with computer, and she tell me I shouldn’t download these toolbars, but how else I fibd Spongebob Hentau on demand? AI isn’t not good enough yet for my fetishes…

I take offense to this! I AM a public masturbator, a good one at that, and I will not be shamed by association with homeless people, which I also was for four years

Good thing I’m just your everyday window masturbator then

WE are, bro jompson go quiggy wi it

Borh that and another goes against the stature of minibar two times twosday

No we done

He dis it pro boner like all things Rebuplicars do with there lives: abuse woman

Well if he wanted fres oramge juice he should have order a heas like the rest of the peanut people. Bible. Heh. Like Jesus knows where the camel goes. Amd how!

God i hate rich assholes who think they know there ass from there ass but its really a hole in the ground so get tinnitus like I did when I fuck the whole the in the backyard back when I was then.