Tell her in German, maybe then she’ll get it.

WHO CARES?!?1? BAD BUNNY SANG IN

SPANISH!

IIRC, even King loved the ending which is slightly different to the original novel.

King specifically said he preferred the movie ending.

ICE responds by retaliating against protestors.

Yep, glad to see that condescension is beneath you.

You must be so proud! Is this all you do is talk about things you don’t understand?

It’s my friend! Still NOT being condescending, i see!

What color is the sky in the world you live in?

AKA The first 10 minutes at a Bonnie Blue shoot 🤮

28 weeks later is Citizen Kane compared to 28 years later.

Because 7 is a 6 offender

“Hoomily homily hoppidee doo! Gabba glagga gobba goo! Fliminey flominy fobiddity foo!”

That’s how I’ll sound with a mouth full of crabs!

“Don’t ask questions, just consume product, then get excited for next product.”

So, their “alien planet” animals are less creative than what we saw in The Last Airbender, 20 years ago? Is that the flex they’re making here?

all made by morons catering to morons

This is all mainstream entertainment, at this point.

Movies/shows are written by people with a 4th grade reading level for people with a 2nd grade reading level. Ditto books. Music is devoid of anything resembling soul. Video games are unfinished slop that are forgotten in 2 weeks.

And it all requires a fucking subscription now.

EA lied. It’s in the games.

I’m actually making my way thru TNG for the first time, and i gotta say that i found it kinda surprising how horny the first season was. But then i remember it came out in like '87 and it makes more sense.

How? He died at the end of the movie. So, it’s a prequel, in which he still ends up a douche, or, it’s a retcon.

Either way, miss me.

I thought we hated “toxic masculinity.” So, why are we giving the most toxically masculine Disney character EVER a full movie?

Sounds like the time Ebert of Siskel & Ebert gave Twister a thumbs down because “it had no plot.”

Guy gets a watch.