Just to for the record, if your car can’t avoid a pothole, you shouldn’t be calling it any kind of self driving.

I’ll leave the attachment to logicbomb. Humans tune out unless they’re fully engaged. We’re easily distracted, even if our heads are up and eyes open.

And chances are, they weren’t. Because “full self driving” is marketed specifically as… you know… full self driving…

Still. Both Lupo and I would pay money to see them try and put a hat on a gator.

What’s it cost to hire an assassin? Teslas might be cheaper.

Less reliable, though.

It’s cheaper.

And someone in the courthouse trolling him for it.

He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.

hey, if it’s my shit they want, they can just feed me. seems fair.

what uh, what makes it “good” poop?

edit: oh. they want the microbiota in the shit.

I don’t see why. It’s not like they eat junk food or anything.

wanna bet her “writing nook” is covered in pink and has plates painted with kittens everywhere?

what makes you think that wasn’t ‘sanctioned’? I mean WokePope was Woke!

(well. not that woke. but, uh. It’s all relative.)

Don’t make fun of bald christian men. They get angry and then their god sicks bears on you for it.

Well… I’m not on grinder, so it might be hard to actually find them,

Though it occurs to me they’ll use AI to sort through it, so I can’t torture some poor intern with an excess of porn.

sorry. i was thinking like gay furry porn. not like…incest porn… ew.

Time to spin up a shit ton of accounts for porn.

the weirder the porn the better.

Look, 5 were in the biffies…

(All 3 of them.)

Somebody won the name lottery.

(also, wtf… it’s always the guys you expect.)

they’re gonna use Grok, aren’t they?

Pretty sure the CIA experimented with using bees to kill Fidel Castro.

They pretty much tried everything else…

this is probably more for things that people won’t bother stealing. I certainly wouldn’t be trusting my phone to it.

I’d also be worried about it getting covered and misplaced/lost. piles of sand look much like another.

Could be a fun geocaching thingamabob, though.

Edit: I’d also suggest sticking a silicone o-ring on the lid. you can make them pretty easily using fish tank air-hose tubing. Pump it full of calk. If you want a solid ring, let it cure, then blow it out with an air-blower nozzle on an air compressor. If you want a hollow ring, which for this would be best, I think; blow out the tubing before it sets. then blow it out again. cut the ends on a bias and then glue them with more calk.

For this, you’d never know when a kid comes running over with a giant pale of water.