I don’t normally suggest punching people because they wear glasses…. But I think an exception should be made.

They’re very punch-able glasses.

This is also my take on it.

Looks like some extrusion issues, at least for the stuff along the vertical walls. my initial guess is clogged nozzle, though it might also be temperature issues

Not really. Cops always default to “crime”.

Gotta pad those numbers, amirite?

Or a cop.

Meanwhile, the end-users waiting for it to come back up:

You know those “no smoking signs” at gas stations?

Mmhmmm. We can blame it on the smokers.

I don’t think anyone wants their oligarchs.

But if they want to loan Trump a window to take flying lessons out of, I could maybe scrounge up a gallon or two for them,

Question…. Can I apply to help?

Can’t be any worse than the current batch of assholes.

It looks like a cheap frozen pizza to me.

I think you’ve found the cure for world hunger

“the firings will continue until morale improves.”

It’s a science, an art, and a craft all rolled into one.

Also sometimes magic.

yeah. for the corporation, maybe. though 95% of cases all settle out of court and get dropped. Some of that is because they got dragged along. but a lot of that also is that if the corporation deems they’re at fault they’re going to want to settle every time… and usually try to do that before you get a lawyer telling you how much the claim is worth.

Outback is the defendant, not the plaintiff. There’s not much motive for a plaintiff to delay by a year or more outside of recovering/rehab, and trying to settle out of court before filing. that said, you generally have a couple of years at most before the statute of limitations kicks in.

prior to filing a claim against them, there’s not a whole lot the corpos can do to slow down a claim from being filed. It’s not like you’re obligated to go through arbitration, or to seek settlement before hand, or even inform them that you’re doing so. (and frequently it’s better to not.)

“Slip and Fall” claims are very well established already so they have plenty of information as to how the outcomes going to go, and that means they have an idea of where to put the settlement to minimize their costs. (and your lawyer will have a good idea how to maximize your gain, so, yeah. they really want you to take that lowball before you talk to one.)

I’m of two minds on this- a slip and fall absolutely can cause significant injuries and death- especially if your head hits, for example, the edge of a table.

Outback’s lawyers are also not denying it ever happened, and instead arguing she failed reasonable care (which is bullshit. Keep your floors clean, ya nasty assholes.)

The reason I’m somewhat skeptical is that 2 years is a long time to wait for a fairly cut and dry lawsuit. It’s possible recovery just took that long, don’t get me wrong. (Occurred in 23, lawsuit filed in 25,)

But usually if it was that bad, the corpos would be pushing for a fast settlement to limit expenses. It’s possible they were in arbitration, and that has failed, but no one really wants a drawn out process. (Except maybe her lawyer. Corpo lawyers are on retainer, so they don’t really get paid more.)

huh.This would also lighten the head up, too.

I would suggest putting a sort of cooling vent nozzle thingy to open up the airflow a bit better so you’re not just blasting, but a simple part with a nipple connection should do it nicely.

Get with this guy, and we’ll hail you as a clever bastard!

“Nope. You gave them to me.”

Even free, doesn’t like a good deal- you have to come to a Nazis country after all.

Yup.

But they want to control the pipeline all the same.