Taylor Farms remembers.

I would suggest, rather than xlax, use a suppository. Otherwise you’re gonna be a rather uncomfortable for a few hours while it works its way to the brick.

also uncomfortable as fuck.

I’m just surprised they didn’t slap some LEDs in the eyes…

The spit.

Camels are mean like that.

They could be into that.

I bet they’re into that

Weird?

Cute!

Maybe the first one or two or three had it coming,

Only way this is heresy is you left the lights on default.

You’re supposed to change the rainbow vomit pattern to something more nauseating. (or whatever you enjoy. It’s your printer.)

I wouldn’t be surprise if spacex did. Except the whole beam-thing.

I mean. That’s not easy to do and they’re still having trouble with rockets blowing up.

i wonder how many of his recipes include roadkill?

inexpensive doesn’t mean good. or healthy. or even safe.

Hammering a nail with a rock is a more effective solution than hammer a nail with a cucumber. Doesn’t mean the rock is a good solution.

And that should give you an idea of how bad drones in schools are.

Human guards would be more effective than the drone at stopping an active shooter; but they won’t stop active shooters from being active in the first place.

For that you need to attack the actual problems.

Usually, the scheme is remotely stationed pilots at a facility, as long as the internet stays live, at least. One or two teams can cover most the nation.

But yeah.

Also they were “inspired” by Ukrainian drones- the ones that fly in and explode. Nobody is using pepper balls in wartime.

If its not so bad, then why is your literal job to train people how to get through it? If it were easy to ignore, then people wouldn’t need training, no?

It’s not a fun experience, but again it will not stop a determined aggressor. It will deter someone who isn’t all that invested in whatever, but it won’t physically stop them.

The training is literally just exposure training- we have them hit each other with OC spray and then the person who got sprayed gets to work through cuffing the other up. (They trade off.) the reason for this is two things-

1. if you use OC or any other kind of spray, you will be exposed.
2. it teaches you that *it isn’t that bad and you can still function.

By temporarily blinding them and basically lighting their face on fire, obviously

Incorrect. It doesn’t technically blind anyone. OC is a chemical agent that triggers thermal receptors to create a burning sensations. When it gets in the eye, the body responds by flushing the eye- making you cry.

Again this is not something that incapacitates- any one who’s been exposed can and will remain a threat, same as anyone who is on something or just angry enough or desperate enough.

This is why no cop in the world engages someone with lethal weapons with mace.

No.

It won’t.

All pepper spray is, is an irritant. I personally train people on a monthly basis to work through it. I’ve personally seen people- including teenage kids- angry enough, or on something, or having just been exposed enough- that it does nothing.

Pepper spray isn’t a restraint, or an incapacitant. Its sole use is in pissing people off, breaking up drunken crowds, or harassing protestors.

Additionally, pepper spray is fundamentally designed to spread and contaminate everything in the vicinity- including those kids you care sooo much about.

You know what does stop gun violence? Gun control and mental health programs.

Oh yes. Pepper spray. That’ll stop a determined aggressor.

(/s. It won’t. This drone is not for that. Probably for quelling student protest or something to that effect instead.)

(Anything but gun control, amirite?)

Opportunist… “It’s an empty glass. I drank it while you were arguing.”

bet that guy creates a lot of PEBKAC though.

Pizza steels are great in home ovens- put them in the oven as it preheats, they’ll get to temp with the oven.

The cast iron ones benefit from. A squirt of oil, and so does the pizza.

I used to think b-rated sci-fi flicks had crappy plot hooks about how scientists would just release the world ending plot hook like that.

And then polish scientists released cannibal ants from an abandoned Soviet nuclear bunker to see what they’d do.