Lots of FBI agents gonna get their balls kicked in.

I’m surprisingly okay with that.

(Groin shots in UFC are illegal so they tend not to defend against them as well as one should in actual combat. This is the difference between combat sports and life-and-death combat.)

3 day benders would be rookie numbers. He’s not gone off a bender since he got the job.

Feed it through a coffee grinder and mix it with similarly powdered aluminum.

Then set that on fire (bonus points for doing it on lake ice. That’s fun!)

Oh. Uh. Not that kind of rust?

outta curiosity, where do you think Facebook learned it from?

He’s dead, Jim!

pureeing random shit and separating it out in a explody-spinny-thing lets you extract flavors without getting all the solids.

I’m not sure I would trust BWW with a giant lab grade centrifuge though. that seems like a recipe for world-ending consequences.

I’d piss on nVidia, though.

Especially if I had a massive amount of asparagus.

It’s not likely to do much with a good fire, it, eh, it’s gonna make them smell nasty.

Turns out you can’t actually indict a ham sandwich.

“When you compress a bunch of snow flakes, into like, a weapon, and you toss it at cops…. That can hurt our pride! And it’s practically lethal force!”

-that douche.

Just a quick question…

what’s with all the hate for lemon-flavored snow cones?!

… shit like this is why ACAB is a thing.

You go to an organized snowball fight, you should expect to have snowballs tossed at you. especially if you engage in a way that makes it seem like you’re part of the festivity.

Or that turkey was used in this fried rice?

(I may have read your comment in the voice of Gandalf. Specifically at the start of the hobbit, when he’s waxing poetically about bilbo’s varied use of ‘good morning’)

this is why they’re for base camping and not, like, backpacking. (for that I recomend a ten inch lodge with a lid still heavy, but, hey. You want to make lost hipsters drool? that and a good 'ol perc is how you do it.)

I’d usually make the joke about needing a frying pan, but those campfire dutch ovens actually have that covered, too.

But it’s painted in tactical dark green!

Edit to add, it looks like the truck is a marine corps MKR18 LVSR. Could be wrong….

Except shampoo brands don’t invalidate copyright protections for their games.

If you use ai to create any part of a game, that part doesn’t have copyright/IP protections. If you don’t know what parts that is, the entire thing loses said protections.

Details.

Wouldn’t be shocked if this was staged to take some of the heat off the fucked up shit the IOC is carrying for Russia. (The sign carrier leading the Ukrainian delegation was Russian. And the bullshitnwith the skeleton guy that had pictures of dead ollympians killed by Russian getting disqualified,)

Or maybe it’s the other stuff like curlers getting knocked out because of whatever.

sorry. maybe should have but a /s tag on that.

Trump would totally have them shot if he felt he’d thought he’d make a quick buck.

oh yeah. They’re totally getting shot.

leopards and faces and stuffs.

what and shoot his very fine voters?