Goddamn Mongolians! Stop breaking down my shitty wall!

This is exactly how I use it too. Google and other search engines have gone to complete shit in order to cater to LLMs. So that’s how I use the LLM. You are my search bitch, Gemini. No, you’re not allowed to actually create anything.

My phone has a dedicated assistant button and the power button is separate. The assistant button can be programmed to do a few different things based on if you short, long or double press it. Some of the functions aren’t AI. Some.

Right up until you miss the button and don’t notice. Or it just decides not to mute you. And then your customer gets an earful of just how you feel about them. And then you get an earful about how your manager feels about you.

The thing I learned from help desk was how to say “Thank you sir, and have a nice day!” outloud but actually mean “Eat shit and die, you asshole” in my head

And this is why I left IT. It was either gonna be an aneurysm or a bullet. The meme about tech workers leaving to become farmers is a legit path, my fellow IT workers.

Depending on where you are, selling booze is a massive financial undertaking. In the US, you better have 6 figures hanging around to blow. And years to wait.

The beekeeper I dealt with was a moron. He texts me and says he’s got a bucket of honey that he thinks started to ferment with wild yeast. So I offered a reasonable price for the bucket and he counters with full price, like I’m just gonna take a full risk on his fuck up. I finished up what dealings I had with him and haven’t talked to to him since. They’re just people, in other words.

17 year IT veteran here. I work on a dairy farm now. It’s a peaceful life.

You are but a whelpling. Welcome.

What’s wrong with “no AI”?

I’ll add garlic to the list. We love garlic in this house and put it in everything savory. Granulated dry powder or fresh minced, whatever works for you.

My wife does the same shit. Literally just had this conversation with her. “I wasn’t asleep yet” yeah, and the snores were just for shits and giggles, huh?

I just fucking work there. For minimum wage. I’m the one kindness those cows get so fuck your judgement.

Fuck the normies

I worked in IT support for 15 years. Now I work on a dairy farm. Cows are way better than people. Go into farming, fellow lemmings. It’s so rewarding.