I loved the:

Of course, the internet rarely leaves things there.

There are many things wrong about the current Internet, but the pettiness against any affront (real or perceived) won’t ever die, and I think that’s good.

Not only that, haven’t we agreed already that you cannot trademark common words? I might be wrong but if I am not, then by proxy you shouldn’t be able to trademark a similar word and then use that trademark against a common word name, no?