Sonic 2! Let the 5yo be tails! He’ll never die. He can collect rings and kill enemies. It’s the best 2 player platformer ever created

I agree. It’s really sad when children and pets die accidentally or for any reason really.

What’s truly depressing is all the jaded assholes who think that their adult intelligence is the standard for every baby and animal in the world so it’s somehow the kids fault for strangling themselves because they should have known better

I thought it was from union miners wearing red bandanas during fights against Pinkertons

They has been a singular pronoun for centuries. It’s only nonsensical if you’re a brainlet sucking on the teat of outrage media