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Chozo@fedia.ioto Nintendo@lemmy.world•Nintendo Switch 2 Automatically Disables Rumble After Prolonged Use41·5 days agoOr Star Trek movies.
Chozo@fedia.ioto Patient Gamers@sh.itjust.works•Tunic is awesome and I wish more people talked about it23·6 days agoIt’s an absolutely beautiful love letter to Zelda, and I wish I finished it while it was still free on PSN. So much thought and attention went into every little detail you see and hear. Tunic teaches so many lessons about game design that I wish AAA studios would hear.
Chozo@fedia.ioto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match252·7 days agoKarisma accused Sunjay of domestic abuse in her divorce plea, stating that during their honeymoon, Sunjay forced her to sleep with his friends.
Good bee.
Chozo@fedia.ioto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•No jail time for B.C. man with ‘relatively modest’ child porn collection, judge rules263·10 days agoSomebody check the judge’s hard drive.
I couldn’t find the rabbit on Friendica’s website, but I did find it here: https://joinfediverse.wiki/Fediverse_mascots#Flaxy_O’Hare
You’re right, it’s awful lol.
What’s crazy is that all I really want out of a social platform is 2010’s Facebook. That was perfect. I was keeping in touch with friends and staying updated with their lives. I want that back so bad.
Chozo@fedia.ioto Technology@beehaw.org•ChatGPT 'got absolutely wrecked' by Atari 2600 in beginner's chess match — OpenAI's newest model bamboozled by 1970s logic134·12 days agoWell… yeah. That’s not what LLMs do. That’s like saying “A leafblower got absolutely wrecked by 1998 Dodge Viper in beginner’s drag race”. It’s only impressive if you don’t understand what a leafblower is.
Chozo@fedia.ioto Nintendo@lemmy.world•The MIG Switch reportedly does not work on the Nintendo Switch 26·14 days agoI’m not sure about the Switch 2, but with the Switch 1, hardware bricking was very possible. There’s a chip on the Switch 1 with a series of fuses, which intentionally burn out after after certain firmware updates. There’s a finite number of fuses (500+, I believe), based on the update schedule Nintendo had planned for the console, and the number of burnt fuses needs to match the firmware version you’re on, otherwise you can’t downgrade the firmware. If Nintendo wanted to, they could target a device to receive several “dummy” updates to burn the remaining fuses, effectively blocking any further firmware updates.
Chozo@fedia.ioto Nintendo@lemmy.world•Staten Island GameStop Stapled Receipts To Switch 2s And Punctured The Screens Because Nintendo Boxed Them In The Weirdest Way Possible2·14 days agoI ended up digging up my old Switch 1 box after reading this story, and it’s packaged very similarly. It was screen-up, with nothing covering it but a plastic baggie and the cardboard layer of the box. Though it was slightly more recessed, there wasn’t much stopping anything that would’ve punctured the box from damaging the screen on that model, either.
I think the lack of any major packaging issues from the Switch 1, and that there aren’t reports of other mass damages on the Switch 2 outside of this particular store, should tell us that the packaging is fine. Not ideal (clearly), but fine for 99.999% of units shipped. I can’t imagine that they didn’t do stress-testing on the packaging designs before shipping and accounted for being kicked around in a FedEx truck, but I doubt they accounted for somebody deliberately puncturing the packaging.
Chozo@fedia.ioto Nintendo@lemmy.world•Staten Island GameStop Stapled Receipts To Switch 2s And Punctured The Screens Because Nintendo Boxed Them In The Weirdest Way Possible511·15 days agoHow is the way Nintendo boxed them “weird”? If anything, stapling the receipt to the box is weird, that’s so unnecessary. No other store is doing that.
Update 6/5/2025 12:42 p.m. ET: A customer who was impacted by the stapling issue says they were told that replacement units are on there way from a neighboring store. How did the staples become a thing to begin with? According to what they were told, the store’s air conditioner was broken and it had gotten hot enough in the store that the receipts weren’t staying taped to the boxes. To avoid mixed up paper work they were stapled on instead.
It was too hot for tape? That’s bullshit, it was only 85 fahrenheit in Staten Island today, what kind of tape are they using that stops working at 85 degrees? WHY DID YOU NEED TO TAPE THE RECEIPTS, THEN??? JUST PUT IT IN THE BAG. WHY ARE YOU OVER-COMPLICATING THIS???
Nintendo makes a lot of dumb decisions. But stapling a receipt to the box wasn’t one of them. Don’t blame Nintendo for this, blame the morons working at the Staten Island GameStop.
Chozo@fedia.ioto Fediverse@lemmy.world•lemm.ee is shutting down at the end of this month14·17 days agoThis dude has lived a post-Tubgirl life and thinks he’s tough.
Chozo@fedia.ioto Fediverse@lemmy.world•lemm.ee is shutting down at the end of this month23·18 days agoim sick of mods. nobody likes mods!
Then self-host your own instance.
This sucks. I use Catbox quite heavily. I’ll probably buy a sub to help support them, but I hope they’re able to recoup enough to stay afloat. It’s been really great having access to a non-enshittified, login-free host for video files and I’d hate to lose it.
Chozo@fedia.ioto Technology@beehaw.org•Tinder tests letting users set a 'height preference'14·19 days agoI’m just surprised that there are still people using Tinder.
Chozo@fedia.ioto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL the term 'blockbuster' came from a time when blocks of ice in front of a fan were used to cool movie audiences. A large audience required more cooling thus "busting" the block of ice.71·20 days agoBut if a movie bombs, that’s a bad thing.
Chozo@fedia.ioto Nintendo@lemmy.world•Target Leaves Dozens Of Switch 2 Consoles Locked In A Cage On The Store Floor71·24 days agoYeah. I mean, they even put wheels on it.
Chozo@fedia.ioto Nintendo@lemmy.world•Target Leaves Dozens Of Switch 2 Consoles Locked In A Cage On The Store Floor103·24 days agoSounds like insurance fraud to me. They keep the fucking shampoo under tighter lockdown. They’re low-key encouraging somebody to steal these.
Chozo@fedia.ioto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•These Island Birds Are So Full of Plastic They Crunch When You Touch Them1·29 days agoIn April, Lavers and her team broke a disturbing record: 778 pieces of plastic were found inside a single 80-day-old chick. “I’m sad to say just yesterday we blew [the record] out of the water,” she said. “In one of the most pristine corners of our planet.”
That plastic load made up nearly a fifth of the chick’s body weight.
Earth is cooked.
EDIT: Fuck, the video is hard to watch. But you should. Everybody should. The sound is awful. Sorry for the Instagram link, but as best as I can tell, it’s the original source: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJ3fhlVTy1O/
And just whose fault IS that, Marjorie?