I really hope their general incompetence and some legal challenges make this take longer than this batshit crazy asshole has left in office. But I’m not optimistic. It’s astonishing how fast this administration can move when they ignore laws and have evil intentions. Which is pretty much all the time.

I watched the whole thing live this morning because 1. Jack Smith is a hero and 2. apparently I hate myself.

It was worth it when Eric Schmitt embarrassed himself, though. Hilarious watching him detonate his stupid VP ambitions with his made up bullshit in real time.

I receive: Fighter jet that took decades of R&D

You receive: Shitty ass ballroom

That looks delicious. Coconut milk doesn’t usually agree with my plumbing, but I’d probably eat that anyway.

It’s Trump-fuckery all the way down.

I say “Zhee-SOHN” to sound all fancy…until my coworkers start throwing stuff at me.

Smells like oligarchy.

He’s going to escalate by holding his breath and stamping his feet.

Yup. Some of them seriously believed in the occult.

I’m embarrassed that I liked that guy in the 90s.

It’s his Project 2025 guys intentionally dismantling the government and sabotaging whatever they can. They want a theocracy to “save” us from the very chaos they’re creating. It’s all going to their plan. Trump is just the useful idiot figurehead.

Humor can be hard to explain (and explaining it sometimes makes it less funny).

I think what makes crepes funnier than grapes is the American association of crepes with sophistication and “fancy restaurants”. The juxtaposition of the genteel with an embarrassing demise is funny to some people. Especially with the woman looking on with vague disapproval, as if the choking man is commiting a faux pas.

A joke like this definitely won’t land for everyone. I find it mildly amusing, but not that funny.

Leopards eating faces. People will be so surprised by this.

This will surely lower the cost of eggs.

“Hey Bitch. YSK: I farted in all of these drawers before closing them.”

Don’t forget the pedant. No matter which one you choose, they will “correct” your choice for you.

You’d think health care providers would want to GTFO ASAP.

Follow-up question: what kind of cleaning agent or spray did you use?

Of course Elmo designed it with his stupid Tesla cars in mind.

They make these glass coatings for shower glass that are really good. Stuff that repels water. If you use a squeegee after you shower, you basically never have to scrub the glass again. The coatings are expensive, but worth it if you ever update your bathroom, IMO. It works similarly to the stuff you spray on car windshields, but it’s a permanent bonded layer that lasts for decades.

Tile is still a nuisance, I will have to try the drill attachments!