If it determines their name sounds like (((one of them))), MechaHitler could lock its doors and detonate its batteries, helping to continue its namesake’s mission.

There was an old wacky-crooks story about a one-legged man who kept getting arrested stealing display shoes from shops when they matched his remaining leg.

Did he bring her back to the US after the war ended?

Not having zero, they couldn’t have computers and thus social media, so they had to improvise

I’m hoping that whatever it is, it’s not a lazy cash-in. The world doesn’t need any more ARM-based Linux novelty gadgets in replica cases running emulators more or less well enough.

Something building on Jeri Ellsworth’s FPGA-based emulation platform (commercialised in the C64 DTV joystick console) would be cool; perhaps a Commodore-branded turnkey MiSTer box with pre-licensed Commodore/Amiga ROMs and titles. That and/or developing platforms into modern equivalents (imagine a new Amiga running on ARM, with new versions of AmigaOS that have IPv6 and Unicode and all the technologies we take for granted today).

What’s the difference between amphetamine and methamphetamine, in terms of street drugs and their effects?

This sounds like, in the best case, it’d be like one of those Christian alternative-rock festivals, organised to demonstrate that you don’t need the Devil’s music to have fun, where you have bands playing watered-down, Jesused-up versions of punk/emo/metal and some dad in Vans and a studded belt taking the mike between bands to tell everyone that the raddest thing is to obey your parents and abstain from drugs and premarital sex.

A more likely scenario, though, would involve this being to some extent an anti-wokeness hate rally, with conspiracy theories about how the foundations of Western Civilisation are under threat from the gays and communists and, of course, (((those people))).

If there’s demand for the aesthetic of the original, Disney can always commission Michel Gondry to do a Star Wars title.

IIRC, in some countries, Mother’s Day is a notable 9 months after Father’s Day.

There’s another one named Maurice, who’s in charge of procuring drugs for said orgies.

Only because it’s now empty and all the devils are here

Was the train OK?

AI: a cool-looking car, but it’s papier-mache, and falls apart when subjected to any physical forces.

a e s t h e t i c

The good guys are Greek, the bad guys are Finnish, and I’m sure Shai Hulud was the Israeli defence minister a few news cycles ago.

Horny and stingy is not a good look.

Chuck Tingle’s “Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt” may come the closest to this premise

That looks like the Hundertwasserhaus’s evil twin

It was based on the same 16-bit CPU, the 68000, as the Amiga (obviously the first) and the ST. (Not to mention the Sega Genesis/MegaDrive, the NeXT and the pre-SPARC Sun workstations, but none of those were “home computers”.)

The fate of a random 68000 fresh out of the factory was highly variable, in a way that a random Intel x86 CPUs wasn’t (it’d almost certainly end up running MS-DOS/Windows).

The Macintosh was only a home computer if you were loaded.