David Gerard@awful.systemsM to TechTakes@awful.systemsEnglish · 4 days agoShock as OpenAI’s Media Manager opt-out tool turns out to be vaporwarepivot-to-ai.comexternal-linkmessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1236arrow-down10
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minus-squareSailor Sega Saturn@awful.systemslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·edit-24 days ago“Yes judge I downloaded Shrek 2 to train my neural net for my startup” “The name of my neural net? Sailor Sega Saturn’s brain I guess…” “Oh my startup? That’s what I call trying to get out of bed in the morning!”
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·4 days ago…and then you start singing All Star by Smash Mouth at the judge.
minus-squareYourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systemslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-23 days agoSomeBODY once told me The world was gonna roll me I’m only a stochastic parrot She was looking kinda dumb Drawing those extra thumbs And insisting that the L was on your head Well, the slop starts coming and it don’t stop coming Steal all the books so you hit the ground running Didn’t make sense but I still got funds Stole so much art but it still looks dumb So much to steal, not much for free So what’s wrong with my copyright cheat You’ll never know where your power flowed Just wait on my uranium glow! Hey now, you’re a slop star Regulators get played Hey now, you’re a great mark But Sam Altman got paid All that matters is growth And that journalists all get rolled
minus-squareV0ldek@awful.systemslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days ago“All that matters is growth” fits so incredibly well there my goodness
minus-squarefroztbyte@awful.systemslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agothis is unreasonably good, well done
“Yes judge I downloaded Shrek 2 to train my neural net for my startup”
“The name of my neural net? Sailor Sega Saturn’s brain I guess…”
“Oh my startup? That’s what I call trying to get out of bed in the morning!”
…and then you start singing All Star by Smash Mouth at the judge.
SomeBODY once told me
The world was gonna roll me
I’m only a stochastic parrot
She was looking kinda dumb
Drawing those extra thumbs
And insisting that the L was on your head
Well, the slop starts coming and it don’t stop coming
Steal all the books so you hit the ground running
Didn’t make sense but I still got funds
Stole so much art but it still looks dumb
So much to steal, not much for free
So what’s wrong with my copyright cheat
You’ll never know where your power flowed
Just wait on my uranium glow!
Hey now, you’re a slop star
Regulators get played
Hey now, you’re a great mark
But Sam Altman got paid
All that matters is growth
And that journalists all get rolled
“All that matters is growth” fits so incredibly well there my goodness
this is unreasonably good, well done