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neidu3@sh.itjust.works to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

I like to stack empty toilet rolls concentrically. So far my record is 12.

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I like to stack empty toilet rolls concentrically. So far my record is 12.

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neidu3@sh.itjust.works to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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    It would take me 2 years to get that many empty rolls.

    Washing asshole FTW.

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      My wife goes through twelve rolls in a week.

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        If your wife only had 12 rolls, I’d be surprised.

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          You shouldn’t speak to your dad like that.

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          It uses less paper on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

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          That’s rookie numbers…

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              But then they wouldn’t be the SatansMaggotyCumFart we know and love.

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      Household of 6 here. My GF and 4 kids. There’s usually a roll almost every day.

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        I know you’d probably have an uphill battle with people that aren’t used to it, but I wish my parents had started us on it when I was a kid. I picked up one of those nozzles you attach on the toilet supply line and hang from the side of the tank, and it was a game changer.

        I always go back to that scene in Parks and Rec where Andy talks about wiping his ass being like it’s a felt marker, it never seems to run out…

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          I bought a Luxe 320 Plus off Amazon and use maybe 1 roll a year. Get a bidet people it’s cheap and is air fryer levels of life changing.

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