I can’t believe I haven’t posted this here before.
I fucking run around my house screaming this at people, doing a little goblin dance, in my godzilla socks.
If you think that isn’t true, I think my wife and kid would beg you to end their suffering.
They try hiding my godzilla socks, but to no avail, I have multiple pairs they don’t know about.
Why Godzilla socks? Because fucking godzilla, that’s why.
They liked an original metal track of mine on Instagram, so I guess you could say we’re pretty tight
The drummer for Coheed and Cambria and I had a conversation about treadmills (on Twitter) and he showed me the kind he has and recommended it, I got that kind.
You could say we’re workout buddies
I unknowingly sold Brandon from Incubus some ice cream one time. Nice guy.
Yo you’re incubus’ ice cream guy? Dope
I sold bud to a few famous metal heads - were biff buddies lol
My exes high school boyfriend cheated on her at band-camp with Ke$ha, so Eskimo buddies or smth with her high school boyfriend I don’t know how this works