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kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

The latest skincare fad is rubbing salmon sperm on your face

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The latest skincare fad is rubbing salmon sperm on your face

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kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago
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Vampire facials, bird poop, snail mucin… and now salmon sperm.
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    Is only salmon acceptable? I have a cheaper source from another animal, also cladistically a fish.

    Asking for a friend …

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      I need to make a"cladistically a fish" shirt.

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        Hank Green would like to know your location

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          Biologists have been saying it far longer than him!

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          The shirt: https://store.dftba.com/products/hank-green-we-never-left-the-water-shirt ?

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      And here we’re afforded a rare treat, to observe the elusive trouser trout in its native habitat.

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      shark??

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      The active ingredient is DNA, which they could get from any plant far easier without smelling like Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagine.

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      If your friend waits a few hours, it should smell kinda like salmon…

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