That’s rude usually one asks first.

I’ll be the one buzzkill here and link to the European Space Agency’s press release and the corresponding open-access paper.

You can pretend this comment is a South Park reference instead if that helps.

Fuck you, that made me chuckle and i couldn’t explain why to anyone at work why i chuckled.

Buy me a drink first, JWST.

Full of gas, as expected.

James Webb peers deeper, goatse the universe.

No dinner and dancing first?

Jokes on you, my doctor took a peek just last month. 🥁

Side note: if you’re over the age of 45, get yourself a colonoscopy.

Side, side note: you can elect to be awake during the procedure.

Don’t need a telescope to see your mom’s.

The article was pretty interesting, however (ass joke)

Anything good in there?

Did they find any Klingons?

You had too much fun posting this didn’t you