A wifi-enabled pet rock with a subsurface LED display (so it looks like a normal Pet Rock when it’s not on). It behaves as a smart bulb / display with programmable color, brightness, and animation that can be triggered by webhooks or services like IFTTT.
bro don’t even not.
a smart lamp (or he’ll just a regular lamp) that doesn’t look like a candelabra?
take my monkey!