The house has been thoroughly decorated by the wife and kids. I found my spot on the couch to be vandalized like this.
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Hehehe. Dead joke.
I really hope those aren’t sticking in to the couch… Those stakes look far thicker than the weave would have room for.
Fear not. It’s cheap stuff. Just hollow plastic. It would crumple up as soon as you were to try pushing them into something.
My husband sits on the floor in the corner of our L couch. It’s weird to me but it’s been his spot for years.
In the winter that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer it’s directly in the path of a cross breeze created by open windows there (points at a window), and there (points at another window). It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide to create a parallax distortion, I could go on, but I think I’ve made my point.
Ok Sheldon
Then your couch is not as comfortable as he hoped? At my in-laws, I never sit on the couch as it was apparently designed by the Spanish Inquisition.
And what characteristic design features such couch designed by Spanish inquisitors would have? Is this another setup for a dad joke? :D


