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miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前

Man Arrested For Pooping on Opossum in Public

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Man Arrested For Pooping on Opossum in Public

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miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前
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THIS is definitely one of those times. This man was arrested this time for pooping on a dead opossum on a street during rush hour traffic. The police report obtained described the scene of the crime
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    Are they sure the opossum was dead? I’ve literally seen one play dead for over a week on the side of the road before…

    With that said, I have never felt the urge to defecate on roadkill…

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      You pee on an ant bed and 6 months later you are defecating on road kill

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Gateway toilet.

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          If the possum turns out to be live, it may become a gateway bidet.

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        You’re right, let me go mark the calendar…

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      This is the most efficient way of testing whether or not it’s a ruse. Everyone in Florida knows this.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      Because you aren’t Secretary of Health.

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