Last week I started using some of the new coding agents properly. Not in a careful, experimental way, but properly -- for three days on rqlite. Claude Code. Copilot CLI. Tools I had yet to fully integrate into how I write software. If you know the Star Trek episode The Doomsday Machine -- where Kirk…
I was there when Ruby killed PHP.
I was there when Node killed PHP.
I was there when Rust killed PHP.
I was there when AI killed PHP.
Exactly!