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Not the same species as yours, but two years ago I realised that “that weird, unidentified little sound that I hear in the forest from time to time” was in fact made not by birds but by [Eurasian red] squirrels nibbling their food. The cute little rascals make so much noise with their cute little teeth that I can hear them from under the trees.

I wish you pleasant sexual encounters as well, most esteemed stranger.

It is in France. Private individuals can’t even enter the shops.