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tera’nganvam jIvtaH!
Almost as smuuth as sharks.
tera’nganvam jIvtaH!
HISlaH! tlhIngan Hol vIghojtaH!
First two versions are Menthol and Flamin’ Hot.
I think an ear wax IPA might be preferable, but that’s just my preference.
Yeah, nobody is going to buy a bunch and spike the food in a major cafeteria and give literally hundreds of unsuspecting people drunkness-on-demand.
The pills WOULD make it actually happen. It’s a gut flora imbalance that does it.
“I may be Admiral by rank, but all I’ve wanted to be was an engineer.”
Ach, me pattern buffers!! 😫
Kinda surprised they’re not called vomitoyles.
You’d think they’d be looking for non-organic options. Go full cybernetic, shed their mortal, diseased bodies entirely.
C’mon, if you’re going to do this at least hook up a 48V source between two of the pips in the last letter. Really send a message.
Or maybe it becomes a question: “Bless you?”
My bet is that it would be a non-trivial effort just to correctly identify sneezes. There is a ridiculously wide spectrum of sneeze sounds, all the way from the ol’ “aaaAAAAAAH-CHOOOO!” dad sneeze to the cute little squeak that some women make. You might get the device blessing you after passing gas in a particular way. Could be good for a laugh. Especially if you have animals that make noises.
It needs to be something that gets applied as an artificial nail.
He shouldn’t complain, at least they had his hair under control by then. Can’t say the same for TOS.
That’s too bad. From some.of.the books it seemed to be pretty close.
I’m still hoping for a course in Mando’a.
I almost found a way to get university credit for learning Klingon. My downfall was that the Klingon Language Institute was not an “accredited” learning institution. I wonder if that’s changed yet…
Lemme find my crayons, I’ll draw you a $100M bill.
But you pay postage. Final offer.
maH! Qa’pla!!