I’ve got a similar space and have been considering ripping the shelf out, doing stacked appliances, and then like… different shelves that are easier to reach.

The Shatner one is totally fine (and very Shatner-ish), but Wheaton’s has more personal depth to it.

Of course I’m biased based on which series I grew up with.

Start with the Wil Wheaton episode.

Trying? You mean doing 👏

I put down a mouse in similar shape, but used a hatchet and hammer and made as quick a cut as I could. It’s just not fun but the right thing to do.