That disc has super cow powers

Not to mention, OP didn’t specify where they live. Who knows defamation law for the whole world?

[Borat voice: wife!] right now

“an sequel”? Tell me I haven’t been saying it wrong this whole time 💀

I was going to disagree with you by using AI to generate my response, but the generated response was easily recognizable as non-human. You may be onto something lol

Suppose you were saying that about me. How would I prove you wrong? How could a thinking being express that it is actually sentient to meet your standards?