polonius-rex

don’t most people have dynamic ips?

the Serenade No. 13 for strings in G major is deafening

i don’t think players are conditioned to expect you to be their little court jesters performing for them on demand, and i think it’s really weird to make the case that they do

your player probably just got into dnd through something like dimension 20, which has its sessions edited down into 1 hour slots, but relatively seamlessly so you can’t tell if you’re not looking for it

you need a season antagonist