promise a cubit, give five to ten qubits

tired: banking the unbanked

wired: unbanking the banked

There is a problem where well-endowed men will go to public places, drop trou, and do the helicopter dance.

This is called an indiscreet log-a-rhythm, and can be solved with quantum computers (or so I’m told).

From the people who brought you web3:

Furby3

In six months, they’ll be making a killing selling em to people who are still mourning their AI waifuls and husbandos.

The Atlantic puts the “shit” in “shitlib”

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heh, I’m too basic to make a deep cut like that, I just went through a Cards Against Humanity phase in grad school!

Quantum computing isn’t just hard, it’s hadamard

I’m enjoying the mood today. We’re all looking for what the next Big Dumb Thing will be that we’ll be dunking on next year, like we’re browsing the dessert menu at a fancy restaurant.

The true meaning of “pooping back and forth forever”

An encounter of this sort is what drove Lord Vetinari to make a scorpion pit for mimes, probably.

With all that money sloshing around, It’s only a matter of time before they start cribbing from their neighbors and we get an anime adaptation of HPMoR.

Yeah, good point.

Network State def has that store-brand Team Rocket vibe.

Our Very Good Friends are often likened to Scientology, but have we considered Happy Science and Aum Shinrikyo?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Science https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aum_Shinrikyo

Me when I read about how GPT-5 is going:

https://youtube.com/shorts/cVxPvSSqbU0

Palantir’s public relations team explains how it helped America win the Global War on Terror

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=44894910

This whole story is unhinged. Thanks for chasing it down!

Let me fix that for you

neo-Luddite (based)

Her kick’s so fast the call it the “quad laser”

https://bsky.app/profile/iwriteok.bsky.social/post/3lwcvfzwjuc23

Robert Evans quoteskeeting dgerard’s mic drop