

be elon musk
binge ket, adderall, and ST: Voyager one weekend
burst into monday morning SpaceX board meeting after 3 nights of no sleep
crash into table
get a nasty wound on scalp
it’s bleeding pretty bad
stand atop board room table and shout “We must RETVRN TO AMPHIVIAN”
also we’re naming the next crew Dragon capsule “Admiral Janeway”
everybody claps








Boilermakers gonna boil water i guess