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If you’re going to spend money at all then you’ll just have to give some of it (or all of it) to a totally overpowered construct of evil. If you don’t then they might start to lose power, and boy howdy they just can not have that happen. Oh, and make sure you continue to distrust your fellow man because if you all start working together you might decide that things should change.

It snowed last night and my driveway needs to be shoveled, but I just mixed it with ovaltine, a chocolate flavoured malt beverage.

Now I have Snowvaltine

it tastes a bit like lactobacillus

dry-scooping is for elite level bruhs only

I saw this one in the store over by the 9" nails

that sounds like a nice problem to have :)

Discussion of Lemmy doesn’t seem to be actively stifled, if that’s what you mean. https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/ exists