He said he went in the opposite direction in part to speak out against the oft-invoked notion that people who have road rage, park incorrectly or drive “jacked-up trucks” do so because they are overcompensating for having micropenises.

“In reality,” Phillips said, “I believe that has nothing to do with it.”

Bro I know you got a micro-penis but you ain’t gotta cock-block our jokes like that

can you cockblock a micro penis? feels like it’d be too small, it’d get around you like the golden snitch. Dude could have penetrative sex with the dimple on a golfball.

ok I’ll stop

Agree, but I don’t think it’s limited to ads or PSAs, I think everyone with empathy is having a real hard time, because the news and the internet is constantly making them aware of, just, awful things. War and famine abroad and at home, all while like, 800 people in the world sit atop mountains of gold, doing absolutely everything in their power to destroy the planet and subvert democracy. We’ve been past the climate change “tipping point” for YEARS, and we’re still growing our oil and gas consumption. Anybody that cares about peoples suffering, is going to suffer, because we can’t empathise with everyone, everywhere, all at once. And yet, that’s what we’re asked to do, everytime we see the news. We’re still trying to play todays game by yesterdays rules.

The reality of the situation is that in the lifetime of your child, they will see complete economic and agricultural collapse. Why do you think that syphilitic pedo rapist wants Greenland so bad? Because projections show that giant iceball is going to be our best farmland in 60 years. Meanwhile any nations near the equator will be absolutely fucked. Chemical manufacturers in the US have so captured the government, that they’ve been poisoning all your water and food for decades without as much as a peep from regulators. Gotta get that new glyphosate weed and bug killer! nevermind it’s been banned by almost every country except our dumbasses.

if this were minecraft, I’d say that all we really need to do to save our species, is kill about 3-400 billionaires, redistribute their wealth, put a blanket moratorium on oil and gas usage, transitioning the worlds fleet of cars to electric (or just abandoning them all together in favor of trains), and establishing a one world government. Just think of the amount of artistic and scientific endeavors we could achieve if man were allowed the freedom to breathe and live. Imagine if you had universal healthcare, universal pre-k and daycare, imagine if you were given a 4 year college education just as a matter of course. Imagine if rent control existed, and a universal basic income to allow you a basic standard of living. Imagine how much happier you would be.

Hey, we’re only like 3-400 billionaires deaths away from achieving it.

…in minecraft

yesssss, I’m the smartest man alive!

An autopsy later confirmed that Laniado died from cardiac hypertrophy, a condition involving an enlarged heart.

A search of his hotel room revealed he had been taking multiple substances banned in France, along with vasodilators commonly used to treat erectile dysfunction. According to judicial sources, these substances are believed to have contributed to his death.

Ah, so it had nothing to do with the procedure, dude was on a cocktail of his own drugs, didn’t tell the doctor, had a heart attack.

So, if it was anyones fault, it was the pathetic billionaires fault. Also anyone who gets rich from diamonds is always, 100%, a scumbag.

welp, here comes a bunch of shitty seasons in a row.

wow I assumed from the headline that she was parking her car like, halfway into her neighbors lawn. Nope! It was her own freaking lawn. Imagine owning land but not being allowed to be on it. fucking wild.

but hey companies stole 1.5 billion from their workers salaries between 2021 and 2023 but uh, best we can do is destroy this single moms finances.

Nah, but when someone is acting like a prat, I’ll give it right back to’em. I maintained a 4.0 GPA through medical school, and have read so many god damn books. Doesn’t make me smarter or better.

I didn’t say you were stupid, but YOU said

I read multiple books per week for fun, often on top of my regular coursework. It wasn’t hard, it was just a matter of priorities. My priority was to learn.

So because I didn’t read extra books on the side, my priority wasn’t to learn? pretty insulting.

You are part of the problem here. Reading a 400 page novel is not that time consuming dude

Even more insults!

Rather than rise to the challenge of learning, you want to pretend that it’s an onerous requirement that nobody could possible attain. What, so you can party more, or dick around on the internet? Are you the type who goes to book clubs and doesn’t read the book and then thinks anyone who did is a stupid nerd?

Yeah, your whole comment and subsequent attempts has you coming off like an arrogant prick. The books the original poster mentioned? I read those in middle school mate, so I guess that makes me even smarter than your pretentious ass. And that’s why I wrote a snotty comment.

$20 bucks says this guys “regular coursework” was liberal arts BS lol

Some of us studied actually challenging stuff, mate

Headline : dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. This is why the right hates us.

After reading article: oh this is actually pretty dope.

Conclusion: Editor opted for rage-bait and I hate them.

He killed a blackstone CEO. This has nothing to do with the NFL, and seems more like a way for corporate media to shift the narrative away from ongoing class warfare. For decades the rich and powerful have lied, cheated, bribed, and manipulated our democracy into something they can control outright. The warhawks that ensure isreal has their genocide are the very same people that have taken a controlling market share of all homes in america, causing massive inflation, treating single family homes as investment vehicles while millions sleep on the street. Oh and these same people are also massively invested in for-profit healthcare and for-profit prisons. They get rich poisoning you, they get rich healing you, they get rich stealing your home and land, they get rich while murdering others all in the name of personal enrichment, and when you fight back, they get rich off of imprisoning you.

They, all of them, are heartless monsters, who will reap the whirlwind they sowed.

As if you needed further proof that this thing is the antichrist, he’s riding around the opposite of the pope mobile

Steelers releasing a star wide receiver is now, like, the clearest warning you can get that they are about to do some insane shit. Everybody watch out for George Pickens 😬

Tried to watch it, the casual attitude towards rape turned me off.

I still don’t really understand how we ended up fumbling the ball so hard at the end of the season. One game Russel Wilson is throwing for 400+ yards, and the next, we’re being made to look foolish. Both QBs gone, and we bring back our old third string guy who’s more famous for getting beat with his own helmet more than anything else… We just went out and got another amazing WR, but got nobody to throw them the ball! Mike Williams, George Pickens, and now DK Metcalf, but who’s gonna give them the ball?? So many questions. This years draft is gonna be interesting.

Just please for the love of god let aaron rodgers go somewhere else.

just please for the love of god don’t let him become a Steeler.

And in 2004 he was killed all over again from being portrayed by fuckin collin ferral

Got mad respect for my fellow Pennsylvania Football Club Brothers. Steeler nation tips it’s cap to you! Until the next season starts, go Birds!

Adding to OPs note:

In Makt Myrkranna, Dracula comes to England not alone, but rather with a deaf-dumb woman who is apparently his slave and together with another beautiful aristocratic female vampire, Josephine, who flaunts her sexuality.[20] Josephine is described as having her “neck and upper chest revealed” while wearing a “necklace of glittering diamonds”, whom Harker finds “something indecent” about, despite his evident attraction to her.

I use a bidet, then two sets of two squares. First one to get most of the water, the second to clean the crevice. Then, I keep a bunch of white cotton 9"x9" towels folded on top of the reservoir, and use one of those to do a final thorough clean + dry. Toss it in a slim laundry bin I keep in the bathroom just for this purpose. Works great. I honestly think I’ve stumbled upon the best method for washing ones rear.