shore brought is fine

I have some news for you regarding “visibility” of a “maidenhead.”

Same. It’s the same kind of vibe as “everybody poops.”

She wouldn’t let the fisherman look in her wooden box, so they came up with this while story about her being a foreign princess, married for convenience, and took an illicit lover, so they killed her lover and put his head in the box and set her to sea.

That is an insane amount of bananas details for “she has a box and won’t let us see what’s inside.”

Stoked to be part of the answering force!