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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•An AI startup founder says he's planning a 'March for Billionaires' in protest of California's wealth taxEnglish
22·4 days agoSo they’ll all be in one place?
Notify antifa! Unleash the meteor!
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”English
2·4 days agoYou can’t say that word! Elon will ban you!
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”English
4·4 days agoBut who is 4chan, leader of Anonymous?
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Peter Thiel warns the Antichrist and apocalypse are linked to the ‘end of modernity’ currently happening—and cites Greta Thunberg as a driving exampleEnglish
17·4 days agoI don’t remember asking Peter Thiel a God damn thing!
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Florida man dumps $4k of stolen meat after finding girlfriend cooking with another man - DexertoEnglish
2·7 days agoApparently, he’s not one to mince words.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Lake Oswego theater loses rights to screen ‘Melania’ after marquee jokesEnglish
14·8 days agoDoubtless they’re all broken up about that. On the plus side, it frees up the theater to screen something that’ll actually sell tickets.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Mammals have evolved into ant eaters 12 times since the dinosaur age,study findsEnglish
1·10 days agoIf we can get them all in one area, we should be able to pull the Earth out of orbit.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump releases bizarre plans for ‘New Gaza’ featuring luxury apartments and coastal tourismEnglish
1·10 days agoIt’s the billionaire version of taking over Gazan homes after the IDF murders the owners.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Minnesota ICE live: Tom Homan says ‘no agency is perfect’ as tone shiftsEnglish
7·12 days agoHmm. I don’t remember reading about anyone in, say, the Department of Agriculture sending an army of unhinged nazi-wannabes into cities to murder people, kidnap children to traffick for God-knows-what hideous purpose, bash people, mace people, gas people. I mean, I could be wrong. Some folks get pretty serious about soybeans …
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Unity launches Walmart SDK to "seamlessly integrate products" into gamesEnglish
49·16 days agoBut … but literally nobody wants this. Nobody. Even the people who created it went home and gave themselves an uppercut.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•The Protein-Obsessed Fast Food Industry's Latest Innovation: Big-Ass Cups of Plain MeatEnglish
71·18 days agoSo you say! You could be a shill for Big Bean!
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•The Protein-Obsessed Fast Food Industry's Latest Innovation: Big-Ass Cups of Plain MeatEnglish
5·18 days agoThe wet is the oil. The dry is the meat.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•The Protein-Obsessed Fast Food Industry's Latest Innovation: Big-Ass Cups of Plain MeatEnglish
1·18 days agodeleted by creator
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•The Protein-Obsessed Fast Food Industry's Latest Innovation: Big-Ass Cups of Plain MeatEnglish
11·18 days agoRFK Jr-approved!
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•The Protein-Obsessed Fast Food Industry's Latest Innovation: Big-Ass Cups of Plain MeatEnglish
147·18 days agoTIL plants aren’t alive.
Paint them rainbow.
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Today I Learned@lemmy.world•Tip from PortlandEnglish
11·18 days agoOfficer who shot the suspect - “I feared for my life because it was possible the suspect was sitting down, calmy drinking a warm beverage”.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Owner Of Adult Store Stunned After Pentagon Demands She Stop Shipping Butt Plugs To Soldiers In Middle EastEnglish
1·20 days agoShe should tell them to butt out.
Well, so long as he gets to guest star in it, call a black person the n word to their face, and suck someone’s foot, he’ll be happy.