Fingers

Curses!

Huh. Self-censorship expletive strikes again!

No, no, why wait? I am all for it.

!the_pack@lemmy.world

Look at the feathers, it’s clearly Big Bird.

Ah well, last time I tried, my banking didn’t like being installed from Aurora Store either. :/ Haven’t tried it but there is an APK available from APKPure which is at least not a super-dodgy location: https://apkpure.com/microsoft-authenticator/com.azure.authenticator

Your funny bone is maladjusted.

Possibly 2014, to account for LJ’s traineeship.

Should have gone for the first version.

Even better! I can’t wait to dream dreams sponsored by Lightspeed Briefs.

holy fuck. this mattress is computerized. i can’t wait to have to charge my mattress!

HEKA AI Core System (Built-in at the foot of the mattress)

HEKA TrackR AI Sleep Chip System - Directs the AI mattress to perform calculations for optimizing sleep support adjustments with every sleep session.

HEKA Bio-Motion High-Precision Sensing System - Real-time high-precision sensing of pressure on various parts of the human body.

P-R&S-R Algorithm - Precisely identifies various parts of the body.

Stanford-iFutureLab Sleep Science and Medical Database - Provides multimodal sleep support optimization solutions to help find healthy sleep support.

Ultra-quiet AI Air Suspension Adjustment System - Custom Autonomous ultra-quiet AI load balancing power control system, ensuring your sweet night sleep. Adopting AIO (All-in-One) fully integrated design, all-metal packaging, certified by FCC, CE, and GB safety standards, operates on a safe 12V voltage.

It’s worse than I thought. :/

I said “visual representations of”. I never used the word “clear” (I did in my second comment, but only to paraphrase that you said “obvious”). And no, they’re not “blobs” (i.e. amorphous spherical things), they are primary shapes. Those shapes do represent the primary function/interface of each app in some way.

Sure. But I’d say there’s “truly bad” and “acceptable” here. :)

I am not going to argue these are the pinnacle of design. (I do happen to like the idea of shaded segments though, but that’s just opinion.)

But they’re much better than whatever Adobe came up with. Xdddd

I guess we agree then.^^ You saying “the old icons were clearer” is essentially goalpost-moving over thread op saying “the new icon mean nothing”.

TAX PP SNOW

As a pp haver, I am concerned. Pray tell, is there more information about this secret woke agender?

Not exactly nothing, all the Office icons are visual representations of the main thing you can do with the app. A sheet with lines on it for Word, a sheet of cells for Excel, a very impressive diagram for Powerpoint …

Access is admittedly bit unclear but somehow people have always visualized databanks as cylindrical silos. Because databanks’re used to ferment the data before being fed to the C suite (C is for cattle).

The commenter above you had lost their phone and was supposed to log in using this same phone.

They only got access to the account again due to chance, i.e. someone else found their phone.

(There likely is some sort of backup mechanism, but apparently it’s sufficiently well hidden.)