And as the linked page itself points out, everyone should go watch the excellent video that launched the Scorigami concept

ya almost had it Ravens

Obviously the crew are the people who make the store pop up overnight as soon as [smaller retailer in your area] goes out of business, and break it all down once halloween is over

There’s no fucking way, do they really think people are gonna believe that?

Existence be like that sometimes

Meanwhile, the Dreamcast with its controller cord actually coming off the bottom should maybe take a paternity test.

Also, do look out for Tao Feng, but not for the reason the ad says.

If there’s an overlapping or related community on another instance, I’ll avoid using the .ml version of that community

I like how vague some of these are. “ability to notice details”, “pattern recognition”

Not “heightened ability…” or “enhanced…” or any modifier. Does that mean average intelligence, neurotypical people can’t notice details or patterns?

Does it come with a roomba drone to dust all those chandeliers?

As a Colts fan, I thought this was established fact at this point.

So how long do you have to wait, cuz I… I mean, people, have places to be.

“So it’s agreed, we’re all parts of the shire of the place of yew trees”

North: aye

South: sure

West: sounds good

East: but what if we tried to be more precise (accuracy be damned apparently)

…

West: you’ve been hanging out with the boob hill people, haven’t you?

Can’t be bothered to*

women are better at discriminating between colors.

Well I’m red-green colorblind so I never stood a chance anyway. If it isn’t in a box of 8 crayons/markers, I don’t attempt to use that color’s name generally, cuz I will never pick the right shade. All the fuschias, magentas, maroons, burnt siennas, teals, cyans, etc. of the world can fuck off.

Base the PS5 version on Java instead of Bedrock you cowards, bet you won’t

You have to Imagine them.

You can watch it online (granted, it’s with ads so you might want to go sailing anyway. I haven’t actually watched it yet to see if UBO works on their page but I’d guess not)

I’m fine with treating the lower 48 like this, but the Great Lakes did nothing to deserve their erasure!

I don’t know if Cincinnati should be mad that Cleveland stole their mega grocery chain as their team sponsor in this imaginary scenario

If I haven’t heard of it, it’s new to me!