This but Jurassic Bark from Futurama. No, I don’t care that they changed it in one of the movies later, I will never not feel the way I felt when I saw it originally.

Only time I had Paramount+ was when I could get annual for 50% off for 2 or 3 years in a row, so it worked out to like $5 a month. Didn’t work this year so bye Felicia, and you can take your price hike with you.

He is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Perhaps instead of opposites they meant to say it was like two negatives multiply to a positive

Even fucking RedZone was showing him talking to the announcers in the booth. Thankfully I already had it on mute because all those games sucked and weren’t really worth paying attention to, but seriously, just show highlights from earlier in the day then. Fucking disgusting.

Is hardcore mode where if the computer crashes it automatically deletes any files you had and resets the OS to a clean slate?

Slow news day for ESPN after all the trades yesterday, I guess

You just made an enemy for life 😠

It’s like they went out of their way to make seemingly the worst thermal paste possible

Daniel Jones is finally being who we thought he was

The rest didn’t know it existed

Don’t you send me down a mustard rabbit hole at 2:30 in the morning you sonofabitch

Skeleton at the bottom: Harry’s promotion

Probably because that doesn’t pay for rent, gas, groceries, clothes, utilities, bills, or healthcare. Are you accepting “will live in space soon” as payment on your website, Jeff? No? Well fuck off then.

Y’all are talking a lot of shit about Zeus for people who are in lightning bolt range

I’ve only watched through TAS once so I don’t really remember it clearly or have a strong opinion on it, but was it really all that bad from a story and writing perspective, or was it just kind of cheaply produced so people give it a harder time than it deserves?

If you speed up footage of the Earth’s rotation shot at this angle, you get the Mac spinning beach ball of doom

Not that it matters since they made the kick, but 15 yards for dunking on the crossbar is so dumb, fucking No Fun League

They reached out to the 12 people with a Wii U but no one was willing to give theirs up when the “buyer” insisted they didn’t need the gamepad with it, just the console

Source: am one of 12 Wii U owners

They liked Trek before the lead poisoning rotted their brains. Now they’re stuck liking it, and there’s no amount of cognitive dissonance that can compete with their mental gymnastics.