Elm, which is the loveliest language ever.

But I’m not sure if compiles to javascript counts as compiled, in which case haskell, which is considerably less lovely but still good.

Roc isn’t finished, but it might turn out lovely, I don’t know.

Oh wow, I never realised that Japan is so long compared with Great Britain.

Sadly these days, it’s harder than ever to distinguish satire and genuine right wing policies. Admittedly this one breaks the laws of physics a bit, but republicans firmly reject science as a source of information so again, this is much more plausible than it would have been before Trump.