What kind of a cost is low enough that eight billion people can pay it for their legitimate communications without burning the planet too much, but also high enough that a spammer with a botnet won’t bother to let other people’s machines pay the cost?

I don’t think that simile quite lands. Hindenburg worked as expected until its sudden catastrophic demise and hydrogen caused both the function and the failure. Zero knowledge proofs neither make cryptocoins work nor are they the reason why they don’t work.

A more apt comparison is something like saying levers are the technology behind this perpetual motion machine.

The design incorporates levers that fail to make the device function, but it’s not like levers are useless because of that.

You gotta be careful not to joke in a way that’s indistinguishable from real shitcoin spam 🙃

She Licking my County till I back away is this anything?

I just bought a humanoid robot servant! I also got a machine that lets her do chores in my house.

And as the same channel demonstrates, there are ways to fly without any wings at all

Man, it’s really true what they say: the West can’t meme.

baking a Hear Me Out Cake for Reachy 2

You ever see a random shitpost video, like the backgroud music, look it up and realize you already have the vinyl record? That just happened to me.

To be fair, the typesetting of the papers is quite pleasant and the pictures are nice.

Wow, these Japanese jet coasters are getting crazier day by day!

Dow Jones Industrial Average (^DJI) 37,108.54 -1,206.32 (-3.15%) As of 9:30:56 AM EDT. Market Open.

lol, lmao, happy Monday everyone

Critical support to comrade Trump in his struggle against AmeriKKKan imp€riali$m. Death to the great SSatan United $naKKKeSS.

Oh, sorry, I got so absorbed into reading the riveting material about features predicting state name tokens to predict state capital tokens I missed that we were quibbling over the word “next”. Alright they can predict tokens out of order, too. Very impressive I guess.

Essentially they do not simply predict the next token

looks inside

it’s predicting the next token

Alright fair enough. It’s an iPhone. All the browsers on this thing are just Safari reskins (i.e. Chromium reskins). No browser add-ons allowed due to Apple’s policy. I don’t like it and I don’t expect my next phone to be an Apple product. DNS based ad blocking helps a little bit.

“Trivially” fits nicely in a margin, too. Suck on that, Andrew and Pierre!

You know what, yeah. It’s a Blackberry Mobira Cityman Western Electric Model 500 Nokia 3310 Apple Banana Samsung Galaxy Supernova Explosion iNote Xperia Sidekick N-Gage 3G 4G 5G Pro Max. It’s running whatever happens to be the hippest new privacy focused ROM that you haven’t used. I need this particular model for my work and to access my bank and if I buy a second phone my dog will die.

If I personally justify to you that I’ve jumped through as many hoops on my end as possible, will you stop missing the point and realize the onus should not be on each individual end user to partially deshittify the web back into barely usable state?

I didn’t ask for advice, but the painkillers are kicking in so I forgive you. I was browsing the intertubes from my bed on my smart telephone. Marvelous, handy little devices these things. The only problem is they don’t have a proper fucking version of Firefox available on them, only poor imitations that lack such necessities as ublock origin and whatnot.

This rant is about the way search engines have been kneecapped and searching for simple information on the web is now a massive hassle because some suit wearing bottom feeders with the moral backbone of crustacean thought they could squeeze a few more drops of our collective lifeblood on the unholy altar of mammon by poisoning the well and not even having the common decency to peddle a better cure than fucking markov chains. I don’t have anything against content blockers, some of my worst enemies are javascripts, but a client side patch does not solve the problem of every major website (aside from maybe Wikipedia) relying on spyware as a business model, gaming the system to make search engines ignore better sites if there are any, giving a middle finger to regional regulations telling you not to rely on spyware as a business model, and burying whatever useful and relevant information may still be left in droning filler that reads like a middle schooler padding out their essay word count.

As tragically true as it is that intentionally maiming my web browser by disabling web features it’s supposed to support in order to browse the actual website I’m browsing on the web with my web browser whose purpose is browsing websites enables it to browse the websites, that’s only another item on a long list of reasons why and how the web has been ruthlessly defiled into the grotesque monstrosity it is now. Blessed be ad blocker developers, I hope their next move is inventing a time machine and preventing Google from purchasing DoubleClick in 2008. Preferably using violence.

I love taking medical advice from a machine that only rarely tells me to eat rocks or glue. The only reason the tool supposedly has value is because the websites are made to be bad on purpose so that they make more money.

The popups aren’t the only issue!

Fuck the “modern” way, fuck the duck, fuck all prompt bullshit and fuck the geometric cheetah you rode here.