Another L for Russia

The black penguins and the white penguins are getting along a little too well, they need some social media

Maybe it’s espionage, maybe it’s botox and Valium

Once you’re rad enough you stop caring what non-rad people think

You are the living embodiment of cringe wokeness and the fact that you’re being downvoted even on a left-wing platform where basically everyone is already against racism should make you question some of your life choices.

Interesante, gracias

You explore land, you expand your empire, and then it all kind of gets fuzzy and controversial after that

Come on guys, Ohio is above Texas

Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism

I thought it was widely understood that Star Trek is FALGSC

How much did the buttsex lobby pay you to post this?

I heard some of them post on social media, too

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Genie hasn’t responded for 30 seconds. Would you like to kill it?

I think parasocial relationships are a big part of it

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It’s imported from South America, it’s the good stuff!

It’s a song from the movie Top Gun

You son of a bitch, I’m in

That depends. Is it going to get me arrested the first time they pull me over?