I think even that is an understatement for what we’ve witnessed here lol

Am pretty stoned, that seems completely fair to me 😂

Yeah, might be. Looking at the floor plans it seems more likely that the upstairs toilet was the later addition in this case (only because when there’s a separate bath/toilet they tend to be next to each other, not on different floors), but I could definitely be wrong, as far as we know the entire layout could have been changed since it was first built. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Inside the M25? It’s almost shocking that it isn’t double the price (not justifying this in any way, just making a point of how obscene housing prices have become, especially in greater London)

You might be looking at the second toilet, rather than the main bathroom? The actual bathroom certainly is smaller than average, but not really unusual for these kinds of houses unfortunately…

Much more likely that the agent just didn’t want to be in the photo.

That first photo - I though I was looking at a scrap heap that had already been gutted, covered in mould and rubbish and ripped up wall paper, before I realised that was just the tilling… 🤯

The bedrooms don’t look too offensive, but the rest is just so overwhelming and off putting… Those stairs! I wish them luck lol

E: The more I think about it, the more I’m wondering if Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen did a revenge edition of Changing Rooms in there 😂(not just the look, but also the idea that it’s all just cheap mdf painted to look like marble, rather than actual marble)

At least the names they give this shit are accurate: “AMBUSH” and “FARFETCH”? It almost feels too oniony to be true (not doubting you, it’s just that obscene).

They didn’t even bother aligning the edges! 😆

This thing really does get worse the more you look at it, I can only imagine how bad the insides are 😂

Putin and Saudis know this and exploit the fuck out of Don.

Is it being exploited when in return they get you the future dictator POTUS position?