Sic the tankies on them

The Tuchus

No one talks more about gay sex than homophobes. I am bi and I think about penises less than Tucker Carlson

Guys, Tucker is right. Pete doesn’t have blue hair and a nose ring. /sarcasm

Liar.

Are you saying that I am NOT the smartest person in the world?! That is news to me!

You had no idea what you were doing and somehow you still won

Of course they do. When televangelists go to an airport, they rest their hands on their private jet and then confess their sins and express their gratitude for their good fortune through the words of Saint Reznor: “My whole existence is flawed. You bring me closer to god.”

And then they have like… a totally wicked cocaine sex party in the air.

Neat! I finished Need for Speed 4 like a year ago. I was never able to beat it as a kid. That felt good.

Private car? Check

Decorative fireplace? Check

Small round wooden table? Check

Top hat? Check

Monocle? Check

Yea, at least he cared about the crops or something