I keep all my money in my mattress. All of the $52.

I was thinking it was more to do with dancing

You’re thinking of Homo Groovensis, the famous hunter dancerers.

It’s why men’s attire meant to look good

Oh so that’s where I fuck up.

In the words of Brutus “Brutal” Howell:

He’s paid what he’s owed. He’s square with the house again, so keep your goddamn hands off him.

I’m very well aware. I frequent that server.

Yeah, porn is the only reason I still visit Reddit from time to every day.

Miranda IM was the best messaging software ever. Enormously configurable and super light weight. The installer was like 1Mb or something.

Apparently Miranda-NG (Next Gen) is a thing.

Pff, Pidgin, Trillian… The true master race was Miranda IM. Only the real pros remember.

I’d prefer it if the Fediverse was ActivityPub only, for convenience, but as I understand it any platform that supports federation is a part of the fediverse, no matter the protocol used and no matter if it can interact with other federated protocols.

Edit: If you think of the Fediverse as a multiverse instead of a universe it makes more sense.

#random #absurd #mentalinstitution #helpme

I guess a lot of people feel like Mastodon is more private because it’s smaller. Which is a kind of privacy, I guess, until it isn’t.

Put hashtags on your random shit and more people will find it

I just realized the Swedish slang for flea market would work a charm. Loppis. It even sounds like a hip app. Someone quick make it an open fedi platform before the capitalists take it!

Edit: It’s short for loppmarknad. Loppa = flea. Marknad = market.

I wonder how they found that out.

- Hey Nick, where did you put the old kidney I can’t see it anywhere?

- Uh-oh… It’s… I’m sure it’s fine, listen I have to run to a meeting, just keep an eye on this patient.

I know what you bean.

(sorry I have a cold)

I just threw up in my mouth reading that title.

Very good idea. It has to be outdoors. And let the breakers have their dance competition on flattened cardboard boxes on the street right behind the graffers, with boomboxes playing the music.

During his presidency I heard people say he thinks there’s no such thing as a win-win deal. According to him, one party has to be a loser, and the more they lose the more you win. Your first point seems to point to that as well.

And they usually spend their time moving slowly to conserve energy and wrap themselves in blankets and sit around tiny campfires and tell stories that have been passed down for generations.

I will never get rid of my beef and cheese flavored scented soap!