It was all buttholes all along.

Or, you know, his buddies let him out. Just opened the door for him and said he escaped.

Cover your eyes, plug your ears, and ignore the cries of those suffering around you.

Free healthcare doesn’t pay rent or utilities. I would love to stay at home and play video games regardless of my healthcare status, but I simply couldn’t afford to.

Looks like that route would go through Canada as well, but you could avoid all that by taking a canoe from Alaska.

The runes around it read “Nazis fuck off” three times.

TLDR: the game is Hero Siege.

“Ahh… Finally… I’m all alone…” I sobbed quietly to myself as I sat in my bedroom at midnight.

!“No you’re not,” he said from behind my closet door, “nobody will ever come between us again.”!<

…the researchers found that these games help relieve social anxiety, which is experienced at higher rates in those who have autism than in the general population. There’s a rigid structure to proceedings, with less need to make small talk.

TLDR: structured rules and set/expected social interactions are great for people with ASD.

What is this badge supposed to be? A guy with a needle-sharp lance-dong?

I thought this was a two-panel comic for a second.

What if they’re only to make the cells bigger so our bodies don’t need to make so many of them to reach a total size as large as we are?

The runes on the sword in the main image spell “PLA TEST” (play test). Source: a bunch of stuff I’ve read and memorized on runes.

Sorry if memes are frowned upon, but it’s a relevant one.

This title is so specific that I kind of think it was the reason…

That’s a great idea! Now I want to design my own version of the board and homebrew it. A friend with a 3D printer could make the tokens.

This could probably be used to check for authentic game cartridges. I’m not going to be licking used games to find out if they’re real, though.

I always turned them off, unless I was just going to eat dinner and couldn’t save. The lasers for old systems like the PS2 and Sega Saturn have a longevity, and will wear out over time. I’d rather not speed that up since I plan on keeping them around. I was also scolded for wasting electricity growing up, so that is burned into my habits as well.

I would play this with my roommate in college co-op to the point where we tried to unlock every upgrade and unit and such. We would try to make the game last by going hard defense against the AI opponent until we could get nukes. It was old and outdated at that point in 2010, and I find it wild seeing that there’s a new update for it now of all times.

Not really a recipe, but this is what I’d usually do:

I’ll just hard-boil a bunch at once and keep them in the fridge. They should keep for a while after that as long as they’re refrigerated. I’ll add one or two to every lunch, which is usually some sort of ramen or noodles, so it goes well and adds protein.